Little, Shirtless Royals Fan Going Bananas On The Local News

You know who this kid reminds me of? A young me. Cocky as all hell because he knows nothing of the wretched history of his sports teams. We used to be the worst team in the league for a long time? Guess what, I couldn’t form memories then, bitches! All I know is my team hasn’t lost in these playoffs so you can suck it. We’re the best team to ever play the sport of baseball and we’ve made bunting so cool again that teams have adopted the walk off bunt in lieu of the walk off homerun. Of course, the Royals can’t keep up with Boston spending so he won’t know the decade plus of success that made me the insufferable sports fan you see today. But for this month, he can have a taste. Good for him and go KC.