Cops Discover 300 GALLONS Worth Of Pissed Filled Jugs In Apartment After Neighbors Called The Police About The Stench
Parents and their adult son, named Zhenya, had been relieving themselves into bottles for a year after having their utilities cut off for unpaid bills in the city of Aktau, southwestern Kazakhstan.
They were reported to the police by their neighbours who were tired of the unbearable stench coming from their home.
Police had to use a crowbar to break in after the owners refused to cooperate and open the front door.
This is a circle of trust, I trust you guys. That being said, who hasn't peed in a couple of empty water bottles? I know I have, sue me.
It's not that I wanted to pee in the bottles, however. It's just when you're a middle schooler grinding through Modern Warfare 3 during the double XP period you got from the bottom of a Mountain Dew bottle cap. Desperate times call for desperate measures. That ended quickly after I was ambushed at the family party on Christmas Eve. It was practically an intervention for peeing in bottles. 12-year-old Ethan never saw it coming, the poor bastard.
It would've been one thing had someone pulled me aside and said: "Hey man, maybe you should stop peeing in bottles, the bathroom is literally two feet from your door." But no. Instead, I was made an example of in front of friends and family. Pretty disgusting if you ask me. That's is exactly why I don't like people.
However, I was only filling up a couple of Gatorade bottles and immediately dumping them. I was NOT storing gallons and gallons and gallons of piss in my house. That part doesn't really make sense to me. I get the convenience of peeing in a bottle, but why the fuck are you saving it? Just dump it out. No need to store 300 GALLONS of it in your home. The pictures of the jugs are absolutely absurd. You never know how much 300 gallons is until you see hundreds of Hawaiin punch jugs filled with urine. That is, of course, if you aren't planning on using it.
I feel for the neighbors though. That must've been the worst smell of all time. One piss bottle starts to smell after a little, let alone gallons of the stuff. I would've alerted the authorities much quicker. It would've never gotten this bad. I would've sniffed that shit out very early on and nipped it in the bud.
I'm curious as to how they disposed of the pee. Where do you put such a high volume of urine? I don't know, the desert maybe? Who knows. All I know is that these people didn't have to face absolute embarrassment in front of family and friends. On Christmas Eve, no less. I'm not sure what the legal ramifications are but I hope these people don't get in too much trouble. Don't get me wrong, they should get in trouble, but not a lot. It's only pee at the end of the day.