Dwarf On A Date With His Normal Size Fiance Is Given A Children's Menu and Crayons

SOURCE – A dwarf took his fiancée to a restaurant for a romantic meal and was handed a children’s colouring book and crayons by a waitress.  James Lusted, 26, who is just 3ft 7in, was on a date with his 5ft 7in fiancée when the waitress picked up two menus and some crayons and a colouring book. It was only when the waitress heard James’s deep voice that she realised her embarrassing blunder. But it was the highlight of the night for James and his bride-to-be Chloe Roberts, 20, who have been laughing about it ever since. James said: ‘As I said thank you to the waitress she heard my voice and knew I wasn’t a child. She immediately put the colouring book behind her back in shock. But I am man enough to see the funny side – I would never take offence.’ James, of Colwyn Bay, North Wales, said: ‘I have often thought from an early age who would want to marry me, a dwarf from Wales. But then I met Chloe and everything just fell into place.’
I read this article’s headline about some dwarf being given a kid’s menu and crayons at a restaurant and I was ready to pounce. Ready to tell him how he should be taking it as a compliment that he’s not one of those super weird-looking little people (I can say they look weird because I also used the politically correct term “little people” so it evens out).  How he should be flattered by the mistake like the mid-30s chick who gets carded at the bar for looking so young. I was sure that this was in the news because he made some big deal about it and was gonna sue the shit outta the restaurant and the waitress and say it was a hate crime.

But apparently James Lusted is a reasonable human being with a sense of humor who can laugh at himself and doesn’t take offense to an honest mistake. It’s a good thing to have one more sane person in the world, but it’s a shame for me writing this blog. Oh well, I guess I just have to salute him for being the bigger man. After all, in this crazy confectionary factory of a world that we live in you have to respect someone who can just sit back and enjoy the chocolate river without singing mean songs and forcibly removing children. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

PS: “I have often thought from an early age who would want to marry me, a dwarf from Wales” is a hilarious sentiment. Like if he were just three and a half feet tall everything would be fine, but he’s also a Welshman so now he’s totally hopeless.