HELP THE ELDERLY STAY SAFE AND FED!! - BUY THIS CHARITABLE SHIRT & #LOCKDOWNTURNUP
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CHECK IT OUT, THAT'S BASICALLY YOU DOWN THERE HELPING OLD PEOPLE AFTER YOU JOIN THE #LOCKDOWNTURNUP MOVEMENT, WELL DONE!!
Also, below is a starter list of essentials for your #LOCKDOWNTURNUP
Essential #1: T-SHIRTS and a lot of ‘em! Hot off the press, straight to your mailbox, bagged and sealed away from that bitch CV. You need one, your girl/guy needs one, your parents, sister, brother, baby, and dog all need one too.
Essential #2: Break out the cook book. Stop getting deliveries (unless it’s your #LOCKDOWNTURNUP T, that’s acceptable.
Get the kitchen stocked with meats and cheeses, chips and dips, some booze, desserts, and more booze, and get creative. Don’t be afraid to get down and dirty, no one is judging, people forget and that’s what the booze is for.
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Essential #3: If you’re a narc, stop reading here… Drugs. Get ‘em. And I’m not talking the hard shit, you don’t need that mind set right now. I’m talking that sweet, sweet ganja baby.
Now, these guys aren’t practicing social distancing… or any conservation techniques for that matter but you NEED to do the opposite.
And lastly, Essential #4: Movies. With sports gone (RIP), Netflix has been pumping out movie lists to tweeters, so just head on over there, and find something new to watch every day (no free ads).
Fellas, it’s not a good time to be asking your lady to re-watch all the action films you’ve seen a thousand times, save that for day 15 when you’re sick of each other and need your alone time. Everyone’s got their own taste, so I’m not going to tell you what to watch, but just be smart with what and when. Find something funny or captivating for you and whoever you’re #LOCKEDDOWNTURNUP’d with to watch together. Maybe something that generates good conversation, but nothing that’ll spark any arguments (Although, Makeup Sex…), remember you’re stuck with these people for a long time.
So, be smart, stay healthy, and follow the #LOCKDOWNTURNUP essentials list, and quarantine will go by like a breeze.
We wish you the best, and keep in mind #LOCKDOWNTURNUP, stay inside, stay clean, stay drunk, and have a GREAT fucking Day!!
THANK YOU! FROM THE HARD FACTOR BOYS AND OLD PEOPLE