I know the headline may be super vague and I already used my two Must Watch allotments of 2020. But I don't care. The thumbnail told the tale of this being a crazy video and I didn't want to spoil what happened to you lovely people that click on my blogs and pay my salary. To any potential bloggers out there, always remember to make the thumbnail to some of the heavy lifting for you and never spoil anything for your audience.
Now some critics may say that I already went over my 2 Must Watch video allotment for 2020. But as we all know, the Must Watch counter pauses during a pandemic when the whole sports world is shut down. That's the second rule of Must Watch, with the first rule being you never blog more than two Must Watches during the year. The third rule is that you can get a third Must Watch if your first two Must Watch videos are good enough, like an NFL challenge. I'm not sure if that is an actual Must Watch rule, but it's one I believe in and choose to practice, which is my right as a Barstool blogger.
You know what, amidst all this Must Watch talk I forgot to discuss what happened in the video! How about the nerve of that cat trying to ruin his owners' dreams of going viral and then making it a zillion times better while shaking his little butthole right in the camera's face. Truly unbelievable stuff.
Speaking of which, this brings me to the point I really wanted to make in this blog. #ReleaseTheButtholeCut
My brain feels like it's running out of oxygen right now.