<!DOCTYPE html><html lang="en"><head><meta charset="utf-8"><meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1,maximum-scale=1,user-scalable=no,shrink-to-fit=no"><title>Best Homecoming Invitation EVER...</title><link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.css"><script async src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js"></script><script async src="https://www.caffeine.tv/embed.js"></script><script>window.htlbid=window.htlbid||{},htlbid.cmd=htlbid.cmd||[],htlbid.cmd.push(function(){htlbid.setTargeting("pagetype","blog"),htlbid.setTargeting("authorId","40"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_keywords",["barstool sports","girl","guy","hope","big cat","el pres","big game week","big dance","today","god","live event barstool sports picks central || monday","kfc","barstool scottsdale | tonight","good homecoming invitation","blowjob"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_IABv1",["IAB17"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_IABv2",["483"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_IABv3",["483"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_positive","0.5"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_neutral","0.33"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_negative","0.17"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_GGT5_conf","VERY_HIGH"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_GGT5_risk","HIGH"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_GGT4_conf","VERY_HIGH"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_GGT4_risk","HIGH"),htlbid.setTargeting("is_testing","no"),htlbid.pubads().setPublisherProvidedId("PPID-GOES-HERE"),htlbid.layout()})</script><script src="https://d9rde3y35j061.cloudfront.net/script.js"></script><script src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js" async></script><script src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/embed.js" async></script><style>.union__content{font-family:-apple-system,HelveticaNeue,Roboto,sans-serif;font-weight:400;font-size:18px;color:#5a5b5d;word-wrap:break-word;box-sizing:border-box;padding:0 5px 32px 5px}.union__content p{padding:0;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content img{display:block;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content video{display:block!important;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content .articleAd{text-align:center;margin:16px 0 0 0;background-color:#f5f5f5}.union__content .htlad__container{display:inline-block}.union__content p a{color:#377dc4}.union__content .oembed__wrapper{margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){display:block;margin:16px 0 0 0;padding:4px 12px;border-left:4px solid #77889a;font-style:italic;background:#f0f4f8;text-align:left;border-radius:0 6px 6px 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video) p{font-style:italic}.union__content blockquote,q{quotes:none}.union__content iframe{max-width:100%}.union__content .bs-image-hidden{display:none}.union__content div.hq-image{width:fit-content;margin:0 auto}.union__content span.image-attribution,.union__content span.image-attribution a{color:#757575;font-size:12px;font-style:italic;letter-spacing:.1px;line-height:14px;text-decoration:none;padding:0;margin:0}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer .bs-videoPlayer__container,.union__content video-js,.wp-video{width:100%!important;height:0!important;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%;overflow:hidden;margin:16px 0 0 0}.wp-video video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.hq-image video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer__container>iframe{position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;border:none}@media (prefers-color-scheme:dark){.union__content,body,html{background:#1c1c1c;color:#f1f1f1}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){border-left:4px solid #367dc4;background:#272c35}}</style><script>window.addEventListener("applicationDidBecomeActive",()=>{document.querySelectorAll(".hq-image video[autoplay]").forEach(e=>e.play())})</script><script>window.htlAdUnitPath="57249056/in-app-iOS/Article-Page_In-Article-Unit",window.htlKeyvalues={authorId:"40",category:"Boston",tags:[],brandName:null,brandId:0,pagetype:"standard_post"}</script></head><body class="union__content"><p><a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/10/Screen-Shot-2014-10-06-at-11.01.58-AM.png"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-211820" alt="Screen Shot 2014-10-06 at 11.01.58 AM" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/10/Screen-Shot-2014-10-06-at-11.01.58-AM-475x640.png" width="475" height="640" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>I really haven’t been out of high school for <em>that</em> long but man has it changed. It used to be the guy’s job to get nervous for a week before working up the courage to ask the girl to the big dance and hope to god he’d maybe get a blowjob afterwards. Today the girl asks the guy by giving him a public lapdance and saying “If you take me to homecoming I’ll let you fuck me in the ass and maybe my friends will join in too.” Fucking Tyler, so damn lucky.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><em>h/t @TrillWithers</em></p></body></html>

<p><a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/10/Screen-Shot-2014-10-06-at-11.01.58-AM.png"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-211820" alt="Screen Shot 2014-10-06 at 11.01.58 AM" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/10/Screen-Shot-2014-10-06-at-11.01.58-AM-475x640.png" width="475" height="640" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>I really haven’t been out of high school for <em>that</em> long but man has it changed. It used to be the guy’s job to get nervous for a week before working up the courage to ask the girl to the big dance and hope to god he’d maybe get a blowjob afterwards. Today the girl asks the guy by giving him a public lapdance and saying “If you take me to homecoming I’ll let you fuck me in the ass and maybe my friends will join in too.” Fucking Tyler, so damn lucky.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><em>h/t @TrillWithers</em></p>

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