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Best Homecoming Invitation EVER...

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I really haven’t been out of high school for that long but man has it changed. It used to be the guy’s job to get nervous for a week before working up the courage to ask the girl to the big dance and hope to god he’d maybe get a blowjob afterwards. Today the girl asks the guy by giving him a public lapdance and saying “If you take me to homecoming I’ll let you fuck me in the ass and maybe my friends will join in too.” Fucking Tyler, so damn lucky.

 

 

h/t @TrillWithers