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I Just Ate My First Big Mac


Well at long last, my first ever Big Mac has been eaten.

To refresh everyone’s memory, I almost had one when I was like 8 or 9, but it fell on the ground and my friend’s dog ate it and I never ordered one since. But today everything changed. Today was the day I ate a Big Mac.

It was a long journey to get here, and I couldn’t have done it without each and every one of you. And if you donated to a good cause, you’re the tits.

So without further ado, the extreme close up of my (2nd) bite of a Big Mac. Kinda forgot to record the first bite.


In the heat of the moment, I had the score in my head but didn’t say it on the Vine. Why? Because you don’t just give away the ending in the first 15 seconds.

My thought process to reach the score? It was good. I liked it. All the flavors mixed very well together, and Big Mac sauce is pretty tasty. However, you don’t get a lot of burger taste in it. The burgers seems to compliment everything else, and not vice versa.

So what’s the verdict??

A Big Mac is a 7.2. I would definitely eat one again. The special sauce was my favorite part. I would like them to introduce a spicy special sauce though. That’d be cool.

Thank you for coming on this journey with me. If you’d like to throw a few dollars to the DC Children’s Hospital in the name of the Big Mac, that’d be cool too.