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Ebola this, ebola that. I got a random email today with a dude freaking out claiming Boston Medical Center is sneaky treating people for Ebola right now blah, blah, blah. Who cares if they are? I mean look at this fucking chart. Only like 3,000 people died from Ebola in Africa? That ain’t shit. I thought millions would be dead with the amount of hype it’s getting. I mean if Ebola can only kill a couple thousand poor people in 3rd world countries I’m pretty sure the US can keep shit under control.  And didn’t the 2 guys who had Ebola a couple weeks ago in the US get cured? So what is everybody freaking out about? I feel like more people get killed by wild rhinos in Africa than Ebola. I’m not scared in the least. Hey Ebola get out of my face pussy. Worst epidemic ever.</p></body></html>

<p><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-211389" alt="ebolla" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/10/ebolla-440x640.jpg" width="440" height="640" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></p><p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-211390" alt="doilookscared" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/10/doilookscared.gif" width="480" height="360" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>I honestly don’t get what all this hype is about with Ebola. Ebola this, ebola that. I got a random email today with a dude freaking out claiming Boston Medical Center is sneaky treating people for Ebola right now blah, blah, blah. Who cares if they are? I mean look at this fucking chart. Only like 3,000 people died from Ebola in Africa? That ain’t shit. I thought millions would be dead with the amount of hype it’s getting. I mean if Ebola can only kill a couple thousand poor people in 3rd world countries I’m pretty sure the US can keep shit under control.  And didn’t the 2 guys who had Ebola a couple weeks ago in the US get cured? So what is everybody freaking out about? I feel like more people get killed by wild rhinos in Africa than Ebola. I’m not scared in the least. Hey Ebola get out of my face pussy. Worst epidemic ever.</p>

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