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A Lobster On The Loose In Calabasas Tried To Attack Kim Kardashian But Thankfully She Was Able To Get Away Safe And Sound

Yesterday Kim Kardashian was taking a nice stroll in Calabasas when she noticed a lobster was following her. Yes you read that right, a lobster. With the world ending I guess everything is on the table these days. Lobsters that belong in the ocean have decided to try and conquer the land with all of us being quarantined. I respect the move with getting us when we're down and out. It's genius. 

Of course it only took minutes for the lobster to create a Twitter account and gain a few thousand followers. 

We need sports back right this instant. For now, here's some Kim K pictures. Please wash your hands before and after scrolling.