This is the REAL stimulus package to get us through the negative economic effects of Coronavirus. I hope you already bought the dip, because if Coach O's indications mean anything, we are going to the fucking MOON.
Why did Coach O do this? Well, if he was Nick Saban, I'd say he went on Fox News because one of the guys he's recruiting's father has Fox News on 24/7. Is he at Nick Saban levels of recruiting yet? Possibly. I bet Coach O just said fuck it and went on because he wanted to. When you win a national championship in your home state you do what you want.
Also, if one thing is for sure, Coach O will defeat the Coronavirus: