Some Business Opportunities

In today’s world, it’s easy to lose hope, and have something to be proud of. Whether it's a global pandemic closing your place of employment’s doors, or the stock market like your favorite pillow (down and costly).  

What if I told you you can take this opportunity to get in on the ground level of some up and coming, fledgling businesses? Today I am extending the olive branch to you, by sharing a just few of my business ventures that are guaranteed successes. By getting in early (after paying your buy in fee) you’ll have plenty of time to start building a team underneath of you. In turn, they will have ample chances to find workers for their very own team, and so on and so forth.


Gender Reveal Party

Women have been getting pregnant for years now. I’m not quite sure how it happens, but I do know it's happening. And with that, there are gender reveals. Whether it’s fertile women alongside disappointed men opening boxes filled with pink balloons, or couples cutting cakes revealing a baby blue interior, the one thing they are always lacking; showmanship. Well that changes today.

I am one of the few people with both needed assets for this (tongue and eye), my bombastic yet warm personality, and no friend, hobbies, love interests, and ample free-time, this business is failproof.


Doublecup

Once this social distancing comes to an end, young people looking for entertainment will be at an all time high. Another inevitable boom due to the isolation ending will be the world of dating. This product combines the two, and gives us a twist on the classic one soda, two straws date move of yesteryear. Introducing the Doublecup.

To the pleasure of romcom viewing couples everywhere, and the bane of soda soaked theatre employees, the Doublecup will be a surefire success.


Pant

We live in a world of excess. Wasteful use of materials will be the downfall of humanity as we know it, unless we step up and make it a priority (and make a little cash in the process). To pander to these "woke" youths, we can blend the idea of conservation with the trendy world of fashion, with Pant, a one legged, singular alternative to the tired, typical, and dated pants. When running the numbers and data, I predict that Pant sales will skyrocket if the message is clear.

Mind you this is Pant, a noun. Not to be confused pant, the action Dan Katz performs after going up more than 3 steps.


If any, or all, of these peak your interest, please let me know ASAP. Serious inquiries only.