"There's Some Things You Can Cover Up, And Some Things You Can't" - Ray Lewis

Things you can cover up: murder

Things you cannot cover up: whether or not someone told you that story about their night in AC

PS – I really can’t decide if it’s crazier that ESPN puts Ray Lewis out there every weekend or if he agrees to go out. Like when I tell a lie and get away with something, the last thing I want to do is keep talking about things comparable to it. If I were Lewis I’d be calling in sick every week.