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Does This Look Like the Face Of A 240 Pound Lady Who Raped Her Sleeping Neighbor?


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SEPTEMBER 12A Seattle woman has been charged with raping a man who told cops he awoke in his bed to find his attacker sexually assaulting him while she had his hands pinned down, according to a police report. Chantae Gilman, 26, was charged this week in connection with the alleged June 2013 attack inside the 31-year-old victim’s Seattle apartment. Gilman has prior felony convictions for attempted robbery and possession of a stolen vehicle, as well as several misdemeanor convictions, according to court records. At 2 AM, the man told cops, he awoke to find the 5’ 7”, 240-pound Gilman on top of him. The victim said that his erect penis was inside Gilman, who had the man’s “hands pinned down over his head,” as first reported by the Seattle Post-Intelligencer. While Gilman ignored demands to get off him, the man said, he was “able to work his way out from underneath” her. Gilman, he added, had “told him to be quiet.” The man subsequently succeeded in pushing Gilman from his home. Later that day, he went to the Harborview Medical Center for a sexual assault examination.


Anyway first things first. This lady is 240 pounds? Really? When is that picture from? 1984? Putting that shit on facebook acting like that’s what you like now is almost a bigger crime than the actual rape. Second I know what people are thinking. How does a guy get raped? Like if you don’t want to have sex just don’t get hard right?  Wrong. I’m always popping boners in my sleep. If the wind blows the wrong way I get hard. So some fat bitch sneaks into my room and whispers sweet music into my ear while I’m passed out I’ll get hard and then get raped no questions asked. She climbin’ in yo windows, she snatchin’ yo people up, tryin’ to rape ‘em. So y’all need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cause they rapin’ everybody out here.”