Coronavirus Has Zero Chance Against This Genius And His Social Distancing Machine

The phrase 'social distancing' has never been more hot in the streets. Everyone has been advised to stay indoors and self-quarantine so we can flatten the curve and stop the spread of coronavirus. Obviously we still need to go to the store at some point and venture outside to get food and supplies. There are many of us who are not working from home yet and have to commute to our jobs Monday-Friday. A good chunk of us are doing our part in practicing social distancing, but we can't stay inside 24/7. So how can we ensure out safety and keeping a safe distance from others when we do leave our homes? Enter this man. The third Wright brother. A future winner of the Nobel Peace Prize. 

Albert Einstein. Leonardo da Vinci. This guy. This invention will defeat coronavirus. I picture the disease scrolling through Twitter right now laughing up a storm at all of the long lines at bars for St. Patricks Day. Idiots just making it easy for corona to spread. That laughter quickly shifted to shock and disbelief when the virus saw this man. 

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Finally we can fight back. You will not get within six feet of this genius. We're going to beat this thing. Please do not ask why it's not a circle. Clearly he knows more than us and has good reasons for it looking like an airplane. 

P.S. I would pay all of the money I have left to my name for President Trump to wear this contraption and demonstrate it during his next press conference.