New Research Suggests That If Your Ring Finger Is Longer Than Your Index Finger That Means You Got Huge Nuts

DM – How do your fingers measure up? If you’re a man, it could reveal more about you than you thought. Researchers say that the length of a man’s index finger compared to his ring finger on his right hand is an indicator of his testicle size. And the study claims that the digit ratio could be used to predict testicle volumes of any male. They found that adult males with a ring finger longer than their index finger on their right hand had larger testicles. Conversely, men with a longer index finger compared to their ring finger have smaller testicles. A previous study revealed that the size of men’s and women’s index and ring fingers is an indication of how attractive they are to the opposite sex. According to the findings for men those whose ring fingers are longer than their index fingers are more likely to be attractive to women.

So what South Korea is saying is that based on the fact my ring finger is longer than my my index finger that means I got huge nuts and am awesome looking? Well as much as I’d love to confirm that theory they only got 1 out of 2 things right. I don’t have huge nuts, but I am awesome looking. Does batting .500 get you in the Science Hall of fame?

Can’t argue with this….

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