Surviving Without Basketball: It Is My Promise That I Will Not Let You Down
Normally at this time of the morning you'd usually be reading Last Night In The NBA getting all caught up on what you missed from the night before in the Association. On a Friday there are few things better to do while stuck in the cubes refusing to chip away at that massive stack of TPS reports on your desk. Unfortunately, the sport we love has been ripped from our hands for at least the next 30 days. There are plenty of basketball writers on this here internet that are freaking out about how they are going to come up with content over this stretch with no games. Not me. Why? Well it's pretty simple. I've been preparing for this moment for the last 5 years of blogging on this site. I have made it my career to produce filler basketball content that you are most certainly only clicking on because you are starved for any sort of sports content. I ask you to look back at any of the months from June-August every offseason. This is my time. I'd argue there is no person on the entire internet more prepared to help you get through this hiatus than me. I run this block.
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With sports being essentially wiped from our lives this is when we need something to keep us sane. Don't worry, I'm here to do the work for you and I'm starting us off on the right foot. We've all been enjoying the 2019-20 season right? Shit has been awesome pretty much from Day 1. Well what better way to remember that than by watching 18 minutes of the best plays of the season? Your ass might be at home, you've gone through your Netflix lineup, you've already jerked off 4 times this morning so your shit is maybe a little raw, well give your dick a break at go ahead and hit play
Good news for you is we're doing this every single goddamn morning until Last Night In The NBA can come back to its regularly scheduled programming. Maybe that's in 30 days, maybe 60 days, I don't care. You will not have to go through this basketball-less life alone. I am here to carry you.