These Legends in Nashville Wanted Beer So I Drove 13 Hours To Bring Them Beers Because I'm A Pussy And Didn't Want To Fly And Catch Coronavirus
Kate did a wonderful job explaining this story in her blog here, including our phone conversation in which I didn't really know how to explain everything. But I'll give it to you in my own words.
Being the Beer Guy here at Barstool Sports, I got tagged a bunch in a tweet featuring a couple guys who needed beer in the wake of the tornadoes in Nashville.
Knew I had to help because I'm the Beer Guy. Did I mention I'm the Beer Guy because I drink beers? But I'm a bit of a hypochondriac and didn't wanna hop on a flight because I'm a huge pussy/thought it would be more interesting for the story to drive the 13 hours. Plus I fucking love driving. Roll the windows down and let my hair flow in the wind like a bad bitch. And honestly it wasn't even a bad drive, but we'll get to that.
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If you know me, which you probably should because I'm the Beer Guy, you know that I bring Bananas everywhere. He's older than me. Literally known him since I was .00000001 seconds old. I remember it and everything. So naturally me and Bananas hit the road and were ready to crush the highway down to Nash (that's what us locals call it).
I have no issues with Pennsylvania whatsoever. But you can't look my straight in my fat face and tell me there is nothing but nothingness in this part of America. Manure city.
Sheetz vs. Wawa. I'll let the tape tell you my decision. I love all people in the fine state of Pennsylvania (even the ones who told me to kill myself because I chose one gas station restaurant over another gas station restaurant), but I had to give a final answer. No free ads, but they're both bomb as fuck.
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Fuck you ABP. Narc. I also don't know how to inhale. Feel free to roast me.
Dude no joke, these guys were fucking awesome. One of them had a heavy Australian accent. I think one had a British accent. They got a ton of Venmo money from this whole thing and a lot of it is going towards helping their affected neighborhood. The neighborhood is absolutely mangled and it was surreal to walk through. I'll have some video content on that later on. But they are salt of the earth and simply love yuggin beers.
Vrabes getting in the Zillion mix.
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Eye baggage like you read about. But Bananas and I are gonna crush this thing one way or the other.
With March Madness being canceled, only thing we can do is listen to sad music and drink beers responsibly.
Still got a lot of stuff left to do in Nashville with Will Compton from Bussin' With The Boys. Be on the lookout for that and be safe with all this coronavirus stuff.
Love,
Dana B