Vince Carter is Retired But Our Elephant King Is Just Beginning

What an unbelievable thing to do on a damn near daily basis. This guy wakes up, drinks a tall glass of coffee, and gets Dumbo and his pals to set him up likes he’s the costume-free version of the Phoenix Suns ape of yesteryear. Ole I Can Fly Higher Than An Eagle Head Ass. Ole Youre The Wind Beneath My Wings Lookin Boy. 

The air up there, indeed. Incredible work, everyone.