Chet Wants Us To Know His Father, Tom Hanks, Is In Fact NOT Trippin'

Were you sitting there rocking back and forth, unable to think about anything besides "are Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson trippin' right now?" Well good news- according to Chet, who mysteriously has lost his Jamaican accent, they are barely sick and they are NOT trippin'. Thank GOD. It's bad enough they have coronavirus, but if they were trippin' too? I don't even want to think about it. Thankfully Chet sprung into action to let us know they are safe, not trippin', and going through the necessary health precautions. 

Seriously though, this whole situation is crazy. Tonight was like the straw that broke the camel's back. Hanks, NCAA, NBA, WWE, and who knows what else by the time I finish this sentence. Take precaution, stay safe, don't make out with anyone (ez pz), and hopefully we are back to normal sooner than later.

PS: I don't want to be insensitive but I haven't been able to stop thinking about Ovi's goal scoring chase. He needs every last game he can get to beat Gretzky. I know this isn't about him but it sort of is.