You see what happens when kids actually go outside to play instead of just staying in their room on that damn fortnite all day? I'm not saying that Smitty and his Fortnite army are actively ruining excellence in this nation but I'm also not denying it.
You send a kid outside to play for a few hours after school and after a while this is what they come up with. Just out of pure boredom and curiosity. Imagine seeing this girl roll up to your local skatepark. Oh you kids think you're hot shit because you can kickflip and 50-50 grind? Yeah, a lot of good that's gonna do you when a medieval battle breaks out. Good luck trying to thwart an attack with a silly little pop shove it, I'd prefer the archery skills.