This Hockey Ninja Should Be Signed By The Blackhawks Immediately

The haters and losers and Stan Bowman burner accounts on twitter are always like "oh Chief, you think you are so smart. Tell me one thing you would do to fix the Blackhawks?". Okay, step number one...all scouting will be done on tik tok and instagram. Boom. Bowman is probably sending his scouts out to OHL games and showcase tournaments like an idiot. All the real talent is on the internet. Everyone knows that. Bowman would never be able to find this kid. He is like a hockey hibachi chef. Is Habachi food even good? Nobody knows. You're so wowed by the preparation that the actual taste is an after thought. You throw this kid on a line with Patrick Kane and he creates all the space in the world. A million tap in goals like Kenny Wu