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Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.  Today’s Contestant <a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/07/Screen-Shot-2014-07-25-at-4.04.36-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-202564" alt="Screen Shot 2014-07-25 at 4.04.36 PM" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/07/Screen-Shot-2014-07-25-at-4.04.36-PM.png" width="362" height="616" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a><a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/07/Screen-Shot-2014-07-25-at-4.05.20-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-202561" alt="Screen Shot 2014-07-25 at 4.05.20 PM" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/07/Screen-Shot-2014-07-25-at-4.05.20-PM-480x350.png" width="480" height="350" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a><a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/07/Screen-Shot-2014-07-25-at-4.05.10-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-202562" alt="Screen Shot 2014-07-25 at 4.05.10 PM" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/07/Screen-Shot-2014-07-25-at-4.05.10-PM-480x376.png" width="480" height="376" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a><a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/07/Screen-Shot-2014-07-25-at-4.04.49-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-202563" alt="Screen Shot 2014-07-25 at 4.04.49 PM" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/07/Screen-Shot-2014-07-25-at-4.04.49-PM-480x511.png" width="480" height="511" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a>    Reader Email This kid’s name is Jeremy and is 20. The kid is a local hero and makes our shitty town fun by throwing parties. Due to this not so slender build my friends and I have been unsuccessful in getting him laid despite the parties. He has shed about 60 lbs in the past couple months, that combined with the makeover will help get this kid the pussy he deserves. <div class="rating"><img id="rating_202560_1" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/stars_crystal/rating_on.gif" alt="1 Star" title="1 Star" onmouseover='current_rating(202560,1,"1 Star")' onmouseout="ratings_off(7.4,8,0)" onclick="rate_post()" onkeypress="rate_post()" style="cursor:pointer;border:0" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"><img id="rating_202560_2" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/stars_crystal/rating_on.gif" alt="2 Stars" title="2 Stars" onmouseover='current_rating(202560,2,"2 Stars")' onmouseout="ratings_off(7.4,8,0)" onclick="rate_post()" onkeypress="rate_post()" style="cursor:pointer;border:0" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"><img id="rating_202560_3" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/stars_crystal/rating_on.gif" alt="3 Stars" title="3 Stars" onmouseover='current_rating(202560,3,"3 Stars")' onmouseout="ratings_off(7.4,8,0)" onclick="rate_post()" onkeypress="rate_post()" style="cursor:pointer;border:0" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"><img id="rating_202560_4" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/stars_crystal/rating_on.gif" alt="4 Stars" title="4 Stars" onmouseover='current_rating(202560,4,"4 Stars")' onmouseout="ratings_off(7.4,8,0)" onclick="rate_post()" onkeypress="rate_post()" style="cursor:pointer;border:0" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"><img id="rating_202560_5" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/stars_crystal/rating_on.gif" alt="5 Stars" title="5 Stars" onmouseover='current_rating(202560,5,"5 Stars")' onmouseout="ratings_off(7.4,8,0)" onclick="rate_post()" onkeypress="rate_post()" style="cursor:pointer;border:0" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"><img id="rating_202560_6" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/stars_crystal/rating_on.gif" alt="6 Stars" title="6 Stars" onmouseover='current_rating(202560,6,"6 Stars")' onmouseout="ratings_off(7.4,8,0)" onclick="rate_post()" onkeypress="rate_post()" style="cursor:pointer;border:0" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"><img id="rating_202560_7" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/stars_crystal/rating_on.gif" alt="7 Stars" title="7 Stars" onmouseover='current_rating(202560,7,"7 Stars")' onmouseout="ratings_off(7.4,8,0)" onclick="rate_post()" onkeypress="rate_post()" style="cursor:pointer;border:0" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"><img id="rating_202560_8" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/stars_crystal/rating_half.gif" alt="8 Stars" title="8 Stars" onmouseover='current_rating(202560,8,"8 Stars")' onmouseout="ratings_off(7.4,8,0)" onclick="rate_post()" onkeypress="rate_post()" style="cursor:pointer;border:0" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"><img id="rating_202560_9" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/stars_crystal/rating_off.gif" alt="9 Stars" title="9 Stars" onmouseover='current_rating(202560,9,"9 Stars")' onmouseout="ratings_off(7.4,8,0)" onclick="rate_post()" onkeypress="rate_post()" style="cursor:pointer;border:0" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"><img id="rating_202560_10" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/stars_crystal/rating_off.gif" alt="10 Stars" title="10 Stars" onmouseover='current_rating(202560,10,"10 Stars")' onmouseout="ratings_off(7.4,8,0)" onclick="rate_post()" onkeypress="rate_post()" style="cursor:pointer;border:0" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> (232 votes, average: 7.41 out of 10) </div><img src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/loading.gif" width="16" height="16" alt="Loading..." title="Loading..." class="post-ratings-image" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy">Loading...   </body></html>

<a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/miltons-pimp-my-look-38/attachment/m1-12/" rel="attachment wp-att-120100"><img title="m1" alt src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/files/2012/11/m11.png" width="292" height="266" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></a>    Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.  Today’s Contestant <a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/07/Screen-Shot-2014-07-25-at-4.04.36-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-202564" alt="Screen Shot 2014-07-25 at 4.04.36 PM" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/07/Screen-Shot-2014-07-25-at-4.04.36-PM.png" width="362" height="616" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a><a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/07/Screen-Shot-2014-07-25-at-4.05.20-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-202561" alt="Screen Shot 2014-07-25 at 4.05.20 PM" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/07/Screen-Shot-2014-07-25-at-4.05.20-PM-480x350.png" width="480" height="350" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a><a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/07/Screen-Shot-2014-07-25-at-4.05.10-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-202562" alt="Screen Shot 2014-07-25 at 4.05.10 PM" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/07/Screen-Shot-2014-07-25-at-4.05.10-PM-480x376.png" width="480" height="376" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a><a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/07/Screen-Shot-2014-07-25-at-4.04.49-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-202563" alt="Screen Shot 2014-07-25 at 4.04.49 PM" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/07/Screen-Shot-2014-07-25-at-4.04.49-PM-480x511.png" width="480" height="511" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a>    Reader Email This kid’s name is Jeremy and is 20. The kid is a local hero and makes our shitty town fun by throwing parties. Due to this not so slender build my friends and I have been unsuccessful in getting him laid despite the parties. He has shed about 60 lbs in the past couple months, that combined with the makeover will help get this kid the pussy he deserves. <div class="rating"><img id="rating_202560_1" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/stars_crystal/rating_on.gif" alt="1 Star" title="1 Star" onmouseover='current_rating(202560,1,"1 Star")' onmouseout="ratings_off(7.4,8,0)" onclick="rate_post()" onkeypress="rate_post()" style="cursor:pointer;border:0" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"><img id="rating_202560_2" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/stars_crystal/rating_on.gif" alt="2 Stars" title="2 Stars" onmouseover='current_rating(202560,2,"2 Stars")' onmouseout="ratings_off(7.4,8,0)" onclick="rate_post()" onkeypress="rate_post()" style="cursor:pointer;border:0" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"><img id="rating_202560_3" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/stars_crystal/rating_on.gif" alt="3 Stars" title="3 Stars" onmouseover='current_rating(202560,3,"3 Stars")' onmouseout="ratings_off(7.4,8,0)" onclick="rate_post()" onkeypress="rate_post()" style="cursor:pointer;border:0" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"><img id="rating_202560_4" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/stars_crystal/rating_on.gif" alt="4 Stars" title="4 Stars" onmouseover='current_rating(202560,4,"4 Stars")' onmouseout="ratings_off(7.4,8,0)" onclick="rate_post()" onkeypress="rate_post()" style="cursor:pointer;border:0" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"><img id="rating_202560_5" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/stars_crystal/rating_on.gif" alt="5 Stars" title="5 Stars" onmouseover='current_rating(202560,5,"5 Stars")' onmouseout="ratings_off(7.4,8,0)" onclick="rate_post()" onkeypress="rate_post()" style="cursor:pointer;border:0" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"><img id="rating_202560_6" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/stars_crystal/rating_on.gif" alt="6 Stars" title="6 Stars" onmouseover='current_rating(202560,6,"6 Stars")' onmouseout="ratings_off(7.4,8,0)" onclick="rate_post()" onkeypress="rate_post()" style="cursor:pointer;border:0" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"><img id="rating_202560_7" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/stars_crystal/rating_on.gif" alt="7 Stars" title="7 Stars" onmouseover='current_rating(202560,7,"7 Stars")' onmouseout="ratings_off(7.4,8,0)" onclick="rate_post()" onkeypress="rate_post()" style="cursor:pointer;border:0" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"><img id="rating_202560_8" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/stars_crystal/rating_half.gif" alt="8 Stars" title="8 Stars" onmouseover='current_rating(202560,8,"8 Stars")' onmouseout="ratings_off(7.4,8,0)" onclick="rate_post()" onkeypress="rate_post()" style="cursor:pointer;border:0" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"><img id="rating_202560_9" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/stars_crystal/rating_off.gif" alt="9 Stars" title="9 Stars" onmouseover='current_rating(202560,9,"9 Stars")' onmouseout="ratings_off(7.4,8,0)" onclick="rate_post()" onkeypress="rate_post()" style="cursor:pointer;border:0" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"><img id="rating_202560_10" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/stars_crystal/rating_off.gif" alt="10 Stars" title="10 Stars" onmouseover='current_rating(202560,10,"10 Stars")' onmouseout="ratings_off(7.4,8,0)" onclick="rate_post()" onkeypress="rate_post()" style="cursor:pointer;border:0" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> (232 votes, average: 7.41 out of 10) </div><img src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/loading.gif" width="16" height="16" alt="Loading..." title="Loading..." class="post-ratings-image" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy">Loading...

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