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Today’s Contestant


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Reader Email


This kid’s name is Jeremy and is 20. The kid is a local hero and makes our shitty town fun by throwing parties. Due to this not so slender build my friends and I have been unsuccessful in getting him laid despite the parties. He has shed about 60 lbs in the past couple months, that combined with the makeover will help get this kid the pussy he deserves.


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