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Ray Rice Just Faced The "Iron Fist Of The NFL" (According To NFL Network)




BOOM! Sleep tight, Ray! 2 games and about $500,000 in lost salary. Ray Rice just knocked the fuck out by the iron fist of the NFL. A fate his wife can relate to. Ya know, because he uppercutted her in an enclosed space, knocked her out cold, then dragged her limp body out of an elevator.



PS – This means Hernandez is only going to get like 3 games, right?


PPS – In Goodell’s defense, Ray Rice is involved in anti-bullying charities. So he was probably just giving an example of what not to do. Kind of sounds like he deserves a pat on the back rather than a suspension.