PSA For All The Scumbag Men Out There: If You're Going To Kiss A Girl You Better Be Ready To Date/Marry Her (According To Williams College)

Kiss me as if it were the last time....but only do it if it's NOT actually the last time. A young woman at Williams College is suing a fellow student for the lude, dishonest, and disgusting behavior of kissing her and then refusing to then date her

(source)--Williams College suspended a male student based on his failure to pursue a relationship with a female student after “kissing and touching” her, according to a lawsuit against the private school.

Both the unnamed Hispanic student “John Doe” and his accuser “Sally Smith” are foreign students. She accused him of sexual misconduct not because he acted without her consent, John claims, but because he was “culturally insensitive” after their amorous encounters.

Adjudicators misrepresented the evidence in the record, ignored Sally’s messages to John expressing positive feelings about their first amorous encounter, and didn’t even correctly apply the “preponderance of evidence” standard, the suit alleges.

John claims that he was subject to several disadvantages during the investigation and hearing, including that Williams refused to judge the credibility of Sally and witnesses “face to face.” Sally also physically threatened him but the college did nothing, he alleges.

What kind of ASSHOLE doesn't persue a meaningful relationship after a consentual kiss while in college? Did that kiss mean nothing to you, John Doe? For fuck sake. We live in a society. Williams College is trying to foster a culturally sensitive culture. Not one where disgusting lowlifes can run around just kissing people they're not interested in potentially marrying. These are trying times. When you kiss someone, that is an act of love. " 'Til death do us part". Which, when you kiss in 2020, could be happening rapidly thanks to coronavirus. If you're willing to risk a fatal viral pandemic then you really should also be entering a life sentence.  

Williams College is one of a kind. And by one of a kind, I mean, of course, like almost every school in America these, especially places like Evergreen, Amherst, and all the East Coast elite NESCAC types. Here are the facts of this case as laid out by the article

Act I: Girl meets Boy

Sally initiated the relationship with John in November 2016, telling “a number of her friends” before their first dinner that she was interested in him. She told him on a walk after dinner that she had “never kissed a boy” owing to the “restrictive cultural norms in her home country.”

John asked for Sally’s permission to kiss her in his dorm room, and she agreed. The kissing escalated to “consensual touching” while fully clothed.

A truly Gen Z romance. Mutual friends leading to consensual kissing and touching while clothed initiated by the boy asking "can I kiss you"(gross). 

Act II: Girl Falls In Love With Boy And Wants Boyfriend

Two days later she sent him a message saying “I’ve liked you quite a lot” and calling their amorous encounter “amazing.” She apologized for “being so weird and awkward the entire time.”

Though she values “the emotional aspects” of the encounter “over the physical ones, I’ve been feeling so different and liberated after it,” Sally wrote. “I’ve not been this happy ever since I started college.”

Girl: I've never been this happy

Boy: 

Act III: Boy tries to let girl down easy

Boy: 

When he responded four days later, John showed less enthusiasm, saying that they should “hang out at some point next week” but warning that “I’m just going to be super busy until the end of the semester.” 

Girl: 

Act IV: Girl retroactively withdraws consent and reports boy to the College Administrators

School to Boy:

Boy: But I have evidence

School: 

Act V: Boy sues College

Story goes viral four years after the fact and everyone is up in arms on the internet

It is quite possibly the most Gen Z story I have ever come across. It's beautiful. Not for the guy because well, he got kicked out of school, but he should've known better. The lesson here is that you can never go to a school like Williams. Can't do it. You want to kiss girls with their consent without getting kicked out of the college then you better go to a state school.