Joey Chestnut Ate 32 Big Macs In 38 Minutes To Set A New World Record

Yeah, and then Joey Chestnut set the world for biggest shit ever taken. Are you fucking kidding me here? 32 Big Macs? If I have one Big Mac and a large fry, I feel like I'm going to die for the next two days. How in the world can anyone eat 32 of these without having a heart attack?

The video is absolutely sickening:

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32 Big Macs is 18,000 calories. The fact that this dude is only 230 pounds has to be one of the seven wonders of the world. Get rid of the Great Wall of China.....no one cares. Joey Chestnut is way more interesting than that. Here's just a couple of his world records:

- 82 tacos in 8 minutes

- 74 hotdogs in 10 minutes

- 257 Hostess Donutettes in 6 minutes

- 14.5 pounds of blueberry pie in 8 minutes

- 15 bowls of gumbo in 8 minutes

- 121 Twinkies in 6 minutes

I mean this list goes on and on and on. Wings, pizza, deep fried asparagus. The dude holds the world record in everything. How is he not 500 pounds? How is he not dead????

So yeah, congrats Joey. 32 Big Macs in 38 minutes is impressive. A new world record. But will this one hold up? Pres, you're up next.