Does This Look Like The Face Of A Chick Who Shot Her Boyfriend Because He Didn't Cum Enough?

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(Source) A Southfield woman convicted of shooting her long-time lover in the stomach after a disappointing sexual encounter has been released from jail while appealing the verdict. Sadie Bell, 58, was convicted in Oakland County Circuit Court of assault with intent to do great bodily harm less than murder as well as a felony firearms charge in mid-April. She is expected to appeal and was granted a $10,000 cash or surety bond by Judge Phyllis McMillen Wednesday, July 16, according to an online review of court records. McMillen sentenced her on June 26 to as many as 10 years in prison for the 2013 shooting of Edward Lee, with whom she was having a 15-year affair, according to Oakland County Assistant Prosecutor Paul Walton. Bell accused Lee of cheating because of what she considered an inadequate ejaculation after sexual intercourse.




Imagine you got shot every time you didn’t perform adequately in bed? I would have been dead by the time I was 18. That’s the story here: that this dude fucked Sadie Bell for 15 years and didn’t get shot. Just dropped hammer loads on her for the better part of two decades before one day he had a tiny one and she flipped and shot him. Banging a girl who gets mad when you don’t fuck right for 15 years is for real amazing. It’s like Kershaw’s scoreless inning streak earlier this year, you knew the run was going to come to an end eventually, but it’s still fucking amazing that it lasted that long.


PS – Do chicks care about how much you cum? Is that a thing? Never heard that.