Full House - The Horror Movie Trailer is Phenomenal


So this whole time Danny Tanner wasn’t a loving dad, but a crazy maniac controlling his kids? Woah. Never saw that coming. But I guess things were a bit too perfect. The happy endings at the end of each episode, Joey being Joey, and what the fuck was up with Kimmy Gibbler? 100% mortal lock Kimmy was in on this shit. No way she couldn’t have been.

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PS: It’s good to see I’m not the only person who has ever muttered the words “I just want to dip your legs in garlic butter”