My Adopted Brazilian Grandfather Banged Hotter Girls Than You This Weekend



Cuteness scores from right to left: 2, 1a, 1b



How do I know he banged these girls? Because Gramps is everywhere on the internet. He’s famous now. Famous people go to Rio to have crazy threesomes with replicas of the World Cup. That’s not speculation, that’s science. Just facts.



h/t Mike