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Miltons Pimp My Look

 

 

 

 

Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.

 

Today’s Contestant

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Reader Email

 

This is my friend Ryan aka Wardo. Dude needs a serious style change. I’m pretty sure he hasn’t changed his pair of sneakers since freshman year of High School and basketball shorts just don’t cut it when you go out to the bar. He has about 10 Frozen Four sweatshirts that he rotates throughout the week. I have absolutely no clue why he loves the White Sox but wearing that junk makes him look like a jabroni. If he keeps up with this style, his dick is going to be dryer than the Mojave desert as the years go on. It’s time for an upgrade. Stoolies please help him out!

 

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