If Lebron Doesn't Sign With Cleveland People Might Actually Burn Down His House

Tell you what, love this move from Cleveland. Finally have some balls on them. Big intimidation tactic right here. Hey Lebron, FYI we’re all camped outside your home so why don’t you go ahead and tell us where you’re playing next year? Go ahead, tell us. Oh Miami? OK, well then we’re sending in the gray hair on a Gator and he’s going to destroy everything you love (no doubt that guy is tough as shit. Probably some badass vet who lives in the woods like Wahlberg in Shooter and just takes that thing out whenever he absolutely needs to get to civilization, like when Lebron decides where he’s playing basketball).