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Pretty Sure Rihanna Just Took This Dude's Virginity On Stage

 

 

Hey do you think that was the best night of this guy’s life? Hang on, watch this then let me ask again…

 

 

 

 

Do you think that was the best night of this guy’s life? Because it was. It was the best night he’ll ever have. Hell, it was the best morning of my life just watching it.. Rihanna is such a goddamned sexpot it’s insane. Like calling her a dickwrecker is an insult. There’s no word for what she is, she just leaves you speechless and hard. I’ve never seen anything like it.

 

PS – I wasn’t kidding about the virginity thing. This is such an “I finally had sex!” move.

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Like when you come out of the bedroom at a party at start giving all your buddies thumbs up and high fives because you finally crushed. And by crushed I mean came in your pants in two seconds but she promised not to tell anyone.