Some Fucking Idiot Stole Steve Weatherford's Super Bowl Ring

PFT- Former Giants punter Steve Weatherford won a ring at Super Bowl XLVI, and now he’s asking for help getting it back after it was stolen. Weatherford wrote on Instagram that his was one of eight cars in his neighborhood that was broken into overnight, and his wife had left her purse in the car. Weatherford handed the ring to his wife after a speaking engagement, she put it in her purse, and the thief now has it.

Cue the soundbite!

I imagine if you are some small time crook breaking into cars, you have small wins and losses. Certain cars you knock over may have nothing but literal ashtray money, which is a loss. Others may have a purse with a Super Bowl ring of the punter, which could be seen as a win since you can fetch a pretty penny for jewelry like that and the odds of the punter crushing your skull are much lower than almost any other player that may have been on that Super Bowl team.

HOWEVAH, that would not be the case if the punter whose ring you stole is Steve Weatherford since he is a real life Hulk that would be scarier to face in a dark alley than a good chunk of your average 53 man roster.

Add in that Weatherford's last name is literally on the ring which kinda kills the resale value since everyone knows it's stolen and an angry monster of a man that can beat you to a pulp or punt you to the moon would be hunting your ass down for stealing his wife's shit. 

Hopefully either Steve finds his ring or the Maras allow him to make another one because this GIF is as much a part of Giants lore as anything else from my lifetime and the fact it ended with a ring that is now no longer in Weatherford's possession is a goddamn tragedy.