Fuck yeah college football. It’s right around the corner. Saturday’s full of it is so close we can taste it. Tailgating, socially acceptable morning drinking and Iowa winning a whole bunch of games is upon us. Brandon Schreff is going to be a large factor of that last part. All-Big Ten lineman last season and first round NFL prospect will soon replace those weights with the dead carcasses of opposing defensive lineman as he tosses them to the side like rag dolls. I can’t fucking wait. And yes, we’re to the point now where we’re whetting our appetites for football by watching a beast of a man throw around 443 pound hang cleans like it’s nothing. I’m okay with it.