Bill Simmons With The Whitest Fist Pump Ever Over The James Young Selection

People are going nuts over this on Twitter because Simmons isn’t objective. When has Simmons been objective? The world knows he’s a huge Celtics guy. He got his start as the Boston Sports Guy. He’s talked about Boston for the last decade. He talked about Boston for two hours before this pump. Freaking out over objectivity with this is so dumb. Just appreciate it for what it is: the whitest first pump ever. It’s the side arm sling you give after three putting on 18 while walking to pick up your ball. So perfectly Simmons, love it.

Editors Note – This was staged.  Like oh the cameras are on Bill Simmons after the Celtics pick? Who would have thunk it?