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Steve Wozniak, The Co-Founder Of Apple, Says That He Might Have Been Patient Zero For Coronavirus In The United States

(NYP)--“We canceled everything else to head home, but I couldn’t move out of bed for two days,” he added. “I did tell everyone that I was sick and stayed away from almost all in Vegas.”

Janet was coughing up blood — and went to the hospital, where doctors said that the illness “was no American flu,” he added.

“We have not been able to get tested [for coronavirus] in this country,” he said. “Had our return from Southeast Asia been today, we’d certainly have been tested and quarantined, with the symptoms we had. But it wasn’t treated as important back then.”

He said he reached out to the CDC, but received a form letter reminding the couple to wash their hands.

“There was no test for this COVID-19 then,” he told the paper. “Eventually, they did have a test, but you could only get it done through the CDC and they wouldn’t test people like myself and Janet, who were well past symptoms.”

I was joking around on twitter dot com the other day with Jack Mac saying that the Coronavirus hasn't played anyone yet. Like...infectious diseases in America? Pssh. Yeah right. That is not something people die of here since like the days of Oregon Trail. We were gucci. This is a gamechanger though. If The Woz can get Coronavirus than it can hit anyone. The Woz isn't Bama, but it might be like playing Texas. If he's on your non-con schedule then you're respectable. The Woz has billions of dollars, prestige, a big time resume, and a sweet ass nickname. If he is patient zero then we are all fucked. Especially me. I am much more likely to die of this coronavirus because I absolutely refuse to go to the doctor. I've been with Barstool for a year and while I have insurance, I probably couldn't tell you who my provider is because I have never used it. Didn't use it at the last job either. I don't think I have actually been to the doctor since 2009 when I had some sort of infection in my throat that got so bad that they had to pop it and give me steroids just so I could breathe. Woz on the other hand called the CDC. I didn't even know you could do that. Now this thing is spreading everywhere and I am starting to get nervous. Worst case scenario...I drop dead. That would be bad. Who would care for my dog George? Second worst case scenario, I have to go to the doctor. I am fucked either way. 

Woz though...he's fine. Probably didn't even spread it to too many people. Big fist bump guy, The Woz