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E Online Tries To Create The Perfect Woman. Now I WILL Create the Perfect Woman

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DM – What makes the perfect woman? Well, according to a new poll carried out by E! Online, she would have Mila Kunis’ bedroom eyes, Rihanna’s washboard abs, the breasts of Sofia Vergara, Carrie Underwood’s tumbling blonde mane and the endless legs of Blake Lively.

 

 

First of all how the hell can you make a perfect woman poll and not include an ass?  That’s like not including a face.   Actually you’d be better off not including a face.  Ass is more important.  Without an ass a chick can’t breath.  She can’t live.  It’s how they get air.  It’s how they survive.  Anyway these weren’t the worst picks of all time they just weren’t the best either.   Here is the perfect woman.  End the debate now.

 

Hair – Who Cares. (Swanepoel)

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Eyes – Candice Swanepoel

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Overall Face – Swanepoel

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Smile – Miranda Kerr

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Abs – Candice Swanepoel

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Ass – Jessica Biel

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Boobs – Scarjo

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Legs – Carrie Underwood

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Drips Sex – Rihanna

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Arms – Nobody cares