Ohhhh Hilary Knight In The ESPN The Body Issue? Yes, Please!
(ESPN) – The sixth annual edition of ESPN The Magazine’s The Body Issue will feature 22 athletes posing nude, including five-time Wimbledon champion Venus Williams, 18-time Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps, Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch, Texas Rangers first baseman Prince Fielder and Oklahoma City Thunder forward Serge Ibaka. Also on the list are professional surfer Coco Ho, boxer Bernard Hopkins (the oldest title winner in the sport’s history), cliff diver Ginger Huber, Olympic hockey player Hilary Knight, WNBA All-Star Angel McCoughtry and the husband-wife team of X Games stars Travis Pastrana and Lyn-Z.
Well now we’re cooking with gas, ESPN. The world’s hottest hockey player/blogger’s wife? That’s what puts asses in the seats. Yes, Prince Fielder was a great choice because he’s fat and I’m definitely going to buy (I’m not going to buy it, I’m going to look at the pictures online. Shhh) the issue to see what pose he used to kinda hide his tits and keep The Mag at a PG-13 level. But you know what I’ll stay for? I’ll stay for the sexy. That’s what you get in Hilary. She’s the sweet to Prince’s sour. The Yin to his Yang. The “whooaaaa that’s hot” to his “Fuck I’m gonna puke…. but hang on let me look again because it’s kinda funny.”
PS – I weirdly want to see Pastrana too. When we did the Pastrana 500 he listed off about 5,000 surgeries he’s had. His body must be a scar freak show.