This Skateboarding Cop Needs To Chill Out In The Worst Way
OK, Officer Joel Zwicky, gonna need you to go ahead and relax with this skateboarding cop nonsense. First of all, you look ridiculous. Second of all, there’s no way you can stop a criminal on that thing. You come off as one of those parents who dress like their kids because they want everyone to like them. Like the mom who wears Abercrombie and Fitch or the dad who talks about video games all the time. Guess what? The kids just think you’re weird and a try hard. Put the board down and go clothesline someone while he’s trying to Christ Air at City Hall because skateboarding is a crime and you’re a cop.