Lohan Doing Lohan: Goes Streaking Through A London Store Just For Fun

 
(Source) — On a visit to fancy London department store, Selfridges, what’s a famous actress to do, but take all her clothes off and run around naked, laughing hysterically? Lindsay Lohan reportedly shocked onlookers at the plush megastore, when she allegedly charged out of her dressing room and started racing around the shop in the buff, laughing hysterically all the while. A source told The Sun newspaper: “Lindsay took some items into the changing room. Halfway through, she ran out of the room with nothing on and was chased by members of staff who were trying to cover her up. “She was laughing her head off and literally giving staff the run-around as customers looked on.” Lindsay, 27, was due to meet with a personal shopper at Selfridges later that day, but subsequently cancelled her appointment following her bizarre display.

I don’t even know what to believe with Lohan anymore because if there’s no pictures with a story then it’s a little fishy. But when it comes to Lohan then I want to believe everything. I love her. I love hearing about her. I want to believe she sucks Saudi Prince’s dicks for coke, I want to believe that she’s partied so hard that she doesn’t remember anything since The Parent Trap, want to believe she goes on jewelery heists on Rodeo Drive and I want to believe that she just runs naked around posh London stores for fun, laughing manically. Actually, it doesn’t really matter if it’s true because I already have the image in my head. You can’t unring the bell and you can’t make me not picture Lohan’s big boobs bouncing all over the place with her red bush flying at everyone while she jukes the shit out of all these employees like a naked, sexy Barry Sanders. In my head, that happened. It’s done. Don’t say otherwise because it’s done.