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Get A Load Of This Brazilian Family of 6 Fingered Freaks Who Think They Are Good Luck For Brazil To Win Their 6th World Cup


First of all what the hell did that kid mean when he said he learned all his guitar playing techniques from people with five fingers? As opposed to what? All the other 6 finger freaks out there?  No shit you learned from 5 finger people bro. Just a weird statement.

Anyway I’m not even going to make fun of this family. I mean when life gives you six fingers lemons you gotta make six finger lemonade and that’s exactly what they’re doing. My only piece of advice would be just like how horse racing people sneaky shouldn’t have been rooting for California Chrome to win the Triple Crown these people shouldn’t be rooting for Brazil to win either. Because once they do it’s only a matter of time until they get 7 and then you go from being the lucky quirky six fingered family to circus freak sideshows. That’s just how it goes in the six finger game. One second you’re on the top of the world and the next second your yesterdays news.