Orsillo Was All Gassed Up To Watch Eck Win The Mascot Race Tonight

Go, Eck, go! http://t.co/S1SdpvZFY9

— Oakland Athletics (@Athletics) June 20, 2014

Was that as funny as I thought it was? Because I’m laying in bed and chuckling while I watch on repeat. Whatever, I’m high on NyQuil. Time to go see if I can jerkoff before I pass out.

PS – Remembering how much Eck hates his mascot makes it all the better. That’s a bad horn.