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Orsillo Was All Gassed Up To Watch Eck Win The Mascot Race Tonight





Was that as funny as I thought it was? Because I’m laying in bed and chuckling while I watch on repeat. Whatever, I’m high on NyQuil. Time to go see if I can jerkoff before I pass out.



PS – Remembering how much Eck hates his mascot makes it all the better. That’s a bad horn.