(Source) — Cops are hereee! Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was arrested following a brawl at his family’s tanning salon in Middletown, N.J., Us Weekly confirms. It is unknown when the incident exactly occurred. According to TMZ, police were called to Boca Tanning Salon following a “fist fight” between Sorrentino and his brother Frank. A source tells Us the Jersey Shore alum, 31, was the only one arrested and taken into custody.
You know how sometimes you’ll hear those “Where are they now?” stories and be surprised? One that comes to mind is how I was shocked when I learned that the dude from the Harold and Kumar movies was now an associate director working at the White House. But the Situation’s story is the opposite of that. If I could have placed bets on what he’d do after Jersey Shore I would have put money down on both drowning in a river staring at his own reflection and getting arrested for fighting at a tanning salon. Just so obvious. Scumbags fight in public, scumbags frequent tanning salons, the Situation is a scumbag. It was only a matter of time until it all came together.
PS – I always thought that for a guy famous for his abs, Situation’s abs sucked.