The Fact That World Cup Coaches Don't Have To Be From The Countries They Coach Is The Dumbest Shit It The History of Dumb

Listen soccer has lots of problems. Pussies play it, flopping, no scoring, it’s boring as shit etc. But maybe the biggest issue is the fact that World Cup Coaches don’t have to be citizens of the country they coach. What is that shit all about? I don’t want no German ass motherfucker telling us we suck as our coach. And it’s not just us. Every team seems to have foreign nationals as coaches. Like I was watching the Ivory Coast vs. Japan this weekend and the coaches were Italian and French. What the fuck? Seriously Imagine if Herb Brooks was Russian? It’s so stupid. Give me an American coach coaching Americans. We win or lose with Americans. My team is on the floor!