Does Eating Sushi For Lunch Give You the Gay?

So I was getting a cup of water today and noticed Madam Feitleberg was eating Sushi for lunch.    So Feitleberg it hurts.   Anyway my question is whether this is why Feits has girl tits?  Because if eating sushi for lunch doesn’t give you the gay it at the very least makes you a chick right?   Listen I’m not a sushi guy to begin with but Sushi should never be eaten by a man before dinner.   It just shouldn’t.  Unless you’re in Japan or some shit.   But something about a guy eating Sushi for lunch just screams soft.    Feitleberg said it’s no different than me liking wine.  I don’t even know what that means.  Wine is for sophisticated moguls like myself and my friend Mark Cuban.   Sushi at lunch is for Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.   Not that there is anything wrong with that.   It just is what it is.  If you eat Sushi for lunch your 23% homo.   Am I right or am I right?

I don’t know why but this blog reminded me of the Simpsons you don’t win friends salad. Still sneaky one of the funniest things in the history of the Simpsons. It’s funny because it’s true. You don’t win friends with Salad.