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Dude Gets Caught In A Prostitution Sting After Offering A Salad For A Blowjob

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(Source) Alonzo Liverman didn’t have money, so he optimistically offered a salad as payment for sex with a woman he thought was a prostitute. “I’ll give you a blow job for a salad,” she said. Success! he may have thought, but unfortunately for Liverman, he and his salad were in the wrong place at the wrong time. According to the police affidavit, Liverman “contacted the officer” who was equipped with audio and video recording devices for evidentiary purposes. The officer reportedly asked, “Do you wanna go?” so Liverman told her that he didn’t have any money. The officer then said, “I’m hungry, you got food?” to which he replied, “I got a salad.” The deal was quickly sealed and Livermanwas was just as quickly arrested. He was charged with misdemeanor aiding/abetting in the commission of prostitution, and later pleaded no contest. It is not known if police seized the salad as evidence.

 

 

 

Any lawyer worth his salt will have Alonzo out of jail before this blog is even posted. This is in NO WAY prostitution. It’s bartering. It’s an exchange of goods. Alonzo offered to take this nice lady out to dinner and in return she offered to suck his dick. That’s called dating, not prostitution. We all pay for sex, right? One way or another, sex costs money. It’s only illegal when you put the cash in her hand. When you’re nice to a girl and take her out to dinner and she agrees to blow you then you didn’t get yourself a hooker, you got yourself a girlfriend. Free Alonzo! Free Alonzo!