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Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher

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New YorkA Queens gym teacher accused of a year-long tryst with a teen student wrestler also bedded a second student, sources said Tuesday. Hours after Joy Morsi, 39, of Massapequa, L.I., pleaded not guilty to charges of raping the Grover Cleveland High School student when he was 16, two sources confirmed to the Daily News that additional charges were expected after a second student lover came forward… The relationship with the wrestler at the Ridgewood school began in June 2013, when Morsi began trying to help him lose weight, prosecutors said. Morsi soon abandoned her role as mentor, and emailed the teen asking if he was a virgin, prosecutors said. She also sent sent him raunchy selfies, they charged. On June 5, Morsi lured the victim into a “secluded closet” in the school gym where the two had a sexual encounter, prosecutor Taylor Piscionere said. For the next six weeks 20 to 30 more encounters occurred, including hookups in her car…The victim alerted authorities two weeks ago after Morsi became jealous when he scored a prom date… Morsi’s husband, Hany Morsi… who teaches science at the same school did not comment to reporters. Students at the school said rumors had long swirled about Morsi and the student… Bianca Racz, 18, said she and other students had suspected the two were involved for at least one year. “I see them together all the time,” Racz, a senior, said. “It’s not like they were sexual and touched each other, but they used to hug and stuff in the halls all the time.”

You could spend years in the Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher business, combing through mediocre stories about average looking teachers having forgettable sex with their students in a mildly entertaining way, and it all pays off when you come across one like Joy Morsi.  This is a woman who gets it.  Who respects the game.  Who understands the noble tradition of Teacher Sex Scandals.  Who sees it as a calling.  I mean, her story has everything.  This wasn’t just some sloppy encounter in some cheap hotel.  Some one-and-done.  She went about it right.  School sex. Car sex.  Closet sex.  Dirty emails.  Raunchy selfies.  Jealousy over his prom date.  PDAs right there in the school hallway in front of everyone and right under he cuckolded loser husband’s nose.  And now, a second “victim”. Even by the SST-rich environment of Queens, that is a masterpiece.  Joy Morsi is a Sex Scandal Teacher’s Sex Scandal Teacher.  All you aspiring horny nutjobs looking to make a name for yourself in GtNSST before the school year is up?  Take note.  The bar has been raised.

The Grades:
Looks:
I have to confess to cheating a little as those are by far her best photos.  In fact, I could make a case for the one in the red looking like a lower middle class Alison Brie, and from me, that is high praise indeed because I love her.  But she’s not that good looking really.  Still, there is no quit in those bewbs, which bump her up to a Grade: B-
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment:
This is the easiest grade I’ve given out in months.  An absolute no-brainer Grade: A
Intangibles:
Something about the fact that the kid came to her for help making his wrestling weight just makes this all sing somehow.  Like how far into the workouts did she say “Let’s mix it up a bit.  Like instead of running laps, how about we go into that secluded closet of mine and fuck our brains out while I talk about how much I hate working with my stupid husband?”  I suggest to the porn sites that they hire Joy Morsi to do a “Biggest Loser” parody where she bangs guys into shape.  Working title: “Joy of Sex.”  You’re welcome. Grade: A
Overall:
B+. For her all out effort.  And bewbs.
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