Sunday Morning Bulk Garbage

Morning, friends.

I tend to save pictures and videos that make me smile.

Never really sure what I will eventually do with them, but they sit comfortably within my iPad that sits comfortably next to my toilet in the Master Bath.  I look at them every now and again... Usually, when the Wifi signal on the top floor is too slow to stream anything else... And I sometimes wonder why I saved them in the first place.

For example, I went through a small phase where I bookmarked pictures of meaty female hands with tiny engagement rings...

It's not like I masturbate to images like this (as far as you know), and yet there was a moment in time that I found this subject fascinating enough that I decided to keep multiple images archived...

Maybe I had a certain degree of wonderment to how the ladies in the pictures were able to get these things off if the need arose...

Or maybe I have a wedding ring fetish because I also found this next picture on my desktop, and since the young lady in it is not as Rubenesque as the other girls, I struggle to remember why I saved it in the first place...

(look closely at the bracelet)

The rest of the pictures I am going to dump into this blog do not have any underlying theme... They just exist.  So before I move them to my trash folder, I am going to vomit them out of these pages for you to enjoy, or at least judge.  

Some are probably VERY old, but so am I, so I don't give a fuck if you have seen this picture of a jacked bear before...

Or if you think this car dealership's name was photoshopped...

Some are infuriating...

Some are brilliant...

Some are moderately disrespectful to other cultures...

And others poke fun at my own religion...

(this one was captioned "Kobe only up there for two weeks and already Jesus learnin' how to break ankles.")

Some resemble me...

Others resemble both my wife and me...

Still, others resemble my kid and me...

This next one taught me something.  Specifically, the people who developed the original flag for French Sudan were very lazy (and perhaps slightly racist)...

I thought this young lassie was just leaning forward in a very comfortable chair until I knew she wasn't...

I have never been paddled, nor have I ever paddled, so I never realized how much ass was displaced...

This just made me giggle...

As did this...

And this one made me zoom in before I got the joke...

What is this award for?...

Who is this genius?

And what's the big deal?...

And this one just made me very, very happy...

Thanks for letting me unload all those on you this beautiful Sunday morning.

Now I'll work on emptying that nasty old overflowing GIF file of mine...

Enjoy the day and take a report.

-Large

The lovely and vivacious Jourdyn Berry was on this week's ExtraLarge telling stories from her time as a Disney character… You can catch it on BarstoolGOLD.

And last week's Twisted History podcast was about abusive Hollywood directors, so this week's is obviously going to be all about bestiality and zoophilia… Drops Wednesday.

Yikes!