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I Guess This Chart About What Age of Women Men Are Attracted To Is Supposed To Disturb Us?

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Not even trying to be a dick or take the stereotypical Barstool angle here but my response to this is simple: Duh. Why should anyone be surprised by this? What’s so “disturbing”? Men age better than women, that’s a fact. Guys know it, girls know it. So of course older guys are going to be attracted to younger (not “young,” it’s not like they’re 16, which is why I don’t understand the use of “disturbing”) women, that’s when they look their best. There’s a reason “men are a fine wine and women are a light beer” is a phrase that exists, it’s because everyone knows this as true. For every Christine Brinkley there are 100 Clooneys, Springsteens, Pierce Brosnans, Richard Geres, Tom Cruises, Will Smiths, etc. Girls like older guys because they’re mature and esteemed looking, guys like younger girls because they’re hot. If you’re surprised by this then you’ll probably be surprised when I tell you that it gets dark at night because the sun goes down.

 

 

PS – This is the light at the end of the tunnel for me. I’ve been telling it to myself my whole life. “Sure, maybe you’re ugly now… but just wait! You’ll get hot, all guys do!”