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It’s Just An Accepted Fact That Ben + Jerrys Is The Best Ice Cream In The World Right?

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So we had a big roof deck party this weekend. (Oh Pres you’re so fucking tough). Anyway somehow a debate came up on what the best kind of Ice Cream is. Naturally I said Ben + Jerrys. Pretty much everybody agreed with me except McShay who somehow claimed Hagaan Daas. You serious bro? It’s a known fact Ben + Jerrys is top of the line stuff. Black label. The best of the best. So after listening to him rant and rave for 30 minutes about how Ben+ Jerrys was poor people shit I did the only thing I could do. We bet 1,000 bucks and set up a blind taste test with 5 vanilla ice creams. If he picked Haggan Daas he wins. If he picked anything else I win. Well just like I knew would happen he picked Ben + Jerrys. Listen I’m not even trying to rub it in his face. I mean McShay is cute and all, but he scouts football players for a living. This is what I do. I eat stuff. I blind taste test the shit out of things. This ain’t like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycocks. This bird, swallow you whole. Bottomline is this. I’m the authority on all food and what I say goes not because I said so, but because I’m right. Ben + Jerrys is the best ice cream on the planet and I just proved it.

 

PS – As a sidenote I don’t even eat Ben + Jerrys anymore ever since they put Vanilla Choclate Chunk in the graveyard.  Honestly top 5 worst things that’s ever happened to me in my life.

 

Double PS – Be more defeated Mcshay.  You can’t.

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