Alexey Shved Proved Last Night That He Is All About That #Knickstank Life With The Most Ridiculous Shot I Have Ever Seen
It is nice to see that the newest Knick was able to come in and get acquainted to New York’s tanking ways quickly. That was like some sort of NBA2K15 glitch and it has left me mesmerized. I have watched it about 500 times and I still don’t know what the hell Shved was thinking. So I will tell myself that the shot was the Knicks‘ declaration that they are going to tank harder than any team in the league, regardless of how embarrassing it may be. The Knicks basically just pissed on the floor of Adam Silver and all the other tanking teams like A-Rod allegedly did to Cousin Yuri The Knicks may have won the battle (last night’s game) but they will lose the war (probably go 2-23 the rest of the way in an effort to lock up the lottery).
And since today is just a shitty day for Knicks fans, lets go down memory lane to remember how we got to this point as a franchise. From missing out on MVP candidates and legit stars to that Shved shot:
2006: 1st round pick traded to Chicago in Eddy Curry deal (which was used on LaMarcus Aldridge)
2007: 1st round pick swapped with Chicago in Eddy Curry deal (which was used on Joakim Noah)
2008: Just missed out on Russell Westbrook and Kevin Love for the Italian Cock
2009: Missed out on Stephen Curry by 1 pick for noted bum Jordan Hil
2010: Traded their 1st round pick in the Stephon Marbury abortion (which was later shipped to Utah and became Gordon Hayward, which was the pick before Paul George was selected)
That was the blogger version of the Eminem lyric:
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It’s like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me